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Now, a question of etiquette – as you pass someone in the airplane, do you give them the ass or the crotch? Laugh not, dear friend, because with social media, special interest groups and #metoo hanging over all our heads, how you decide to shimmy at 35,000 feet could alter the course of space and time. To help you ponder where you stand on the ass/crotch axis, we brewed this berry bombastic and big-thinking barley wine. A thick, thick and philosophical beer that will help you ponder what you want. Because remember what the doorman said: “If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.” Fly safe and scamper smart.